And so it begins.

To quote the phrase of our age, "this site is under construction."

You're here at the beginning. It will all be much prettier in time. The show, nonetheless, is something I've been waiting to put out into the ether for a long time, and I hope you'll enjoy it, and come back for more.

There's enough introduction in the show itself to explain what I'm doing here. I'll leave you to it.

Please remain seated until the program comes to a complete stop.

On with the show.