This special edition of The Swinging Wake is a docent tour slash orientation for Yensid's School of Sorcery and Necromancy. If that doesn't make any sense, it can be explained by watching this video here...

This recording is meant to be downloaded into a mobile mp3 player and listened to while at Disneyland. It can be enjoyed before, during, or after Harry Potter Day at Disneyland.

DISCLAIMER: Only those who utilize proper ear-covering headphones or those with an ear-fitting gasket of some sort will be able to truly appreciate the full experience of this tour. Those attempting to listen with run of the mill earbuds may have difficulty discerning portions of the tour over the ambient din of the Park itself.

This recording has been timed to work best if walking at an easy, casual stroll. Do not walk fast. Picture the frustrating parties of people who spread out in front of you and walk at a pace that can barely be described as moving - that's how slow you can go. Relax. It would be near-impossible to fall behind the pace of the tour, which has several specified stops along the way. 

Simply right click on YensidsDocent.mp3 below, download the linked file, load it into the mobile mp3 player of your choice, go to Disneyland, press play, and we'll take it from there.

Draco, Luna, Gilderoy, Ginny, Viktor and I are waiting for you to join us...

Violet DeMent returns to bring you a thoroughly enjoyable set of music. So get to the enjoying already. Here's the track listing:

Tragic Tantrum - Go

Aesthetic Perfection - The Bitter Years (Zeitmahl Remix)

Covenant - Lightbringer

Faderhead - Destroy Improve Rebuild

Psy'Aviah - Into The Game (Featuring Ayria)

Culture Kultur - Sieged

Celluloide - Et Si (Nouveau Mix)

Neuroticfish - A Greater Good

The Girl and the Robot - I Will Always Be With You

Placebo - Running Up That Hill

8 in 8 - Nikola Tesla

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Alright, here's that playlist I promised you:

Daft Punk - Derezzed (NTEIBINT Remix)

[Introductory Speech]

Daft Punk - The Grid

Basic Slack - End of Line (Midnight Cheap Mix)

Wendy Carlos - Ending Credits 

Daft Punk - Arena

Daft Punk - End of Line

Daft Punk - Television Rules the Nation / Crescendolls (Live) 

[Halos Report]

Icon of Coil - You Just Died

TNV - Televisual

Die Form - Imagine

Fatal Blast Whip - Slave Device

Fini Tribe - Off On A Slow One

[Outro Talking]

Enya - Trains and Winter Rains (Alexampler Remix) 

(Seriously: why is all booze in science fiction blue and opaque?)

The Brutal-Righteous Brothers, as I've decided to start calling them, dropped by my new pad to get my show back online and record a second experiment in combining our efforts. Everything went wrong from there. Here are the results.

I'd explain in detail why this took so long - but fuck it.

Here's the Crazy Ian episode.

I guess we're back...